May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?
June 26, 2008At work, we had a fundraiser for the victims of the earthquake in China and one of the methods for fundraising was a penny sale. There were tables full of prizes you could win. So you’d buy your tickets and cast them in the direction of whatever prize you hoped to win. Well, one of my colleagues won a set of silk pajamas. What you see below (and click on the image for a larger picture) are the care instructions (er, I guess) on the back of the pjs’ packaging… Now, I could be wrong, but it seems to be saying something about the gender-neutering power of thin and neuteral soaps, and warning not to bask in the sun and, umm, I dunno if it’s advising something about a post-coital wet spot or something else about, *ahem*, doing something unmentionable involving very hot (w)holes. You tell me.
